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POOL DECK 07 · NO EXPLANATION PROVIDED
A duck showed up in a knit hat and tiny goggles. Nobody asked him to leave.
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01 HAT: ON
02 GOGGLES: QUESTIONABLE
03 VIBE: UNRESOLVED
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nasduckwifhat•goggles stay on•hat stays on•$NASWIFHAT•no splashing after midnight•do not ask about lane seven•
nasduckwifhat•goggles stay on•hat stays on•$NASWIFHAT•no splashing after midnight•do not ask about lane seven•
01 / THE DUCK
INCIDENT REPORT
He arrived.
He adjusted nothing.
At 6:14 AM, the pool door opened by itself. A duck walked in wearing a pink knit hat, goggles built for something much smaller, and the expression of someone who had already read the rules.
He chose lane seven. He did not swim. He simply stood there, watching the water like it owed him an explanation.
— pool staff, probably
POOL RULES
- Do not remove the hat.
- Do not tap the glass.
- Do not mention lane seven.
02 / GOGGLE CHECK
CURSOR TEST
He can see you.
Unfortunately.
Move your cursor. The inspection is already in progress.
NAS
RESULT: still a duck.
03 / HATOLOGY
specimen refuses to pose normally
THE ONLY THEORY WE HAVE
The hat is not an accessory.
It may be a helmet. It may be a nest. It may be the entire reason the duck is here. Every attempt to investigate has ended with a very slow blink.
100% knit
0% answers
∞ eye contact
04 / THE DEEP END
COMMUNITY ACCESS
Come for the duck.
Stay because he noticed you.
There is no membership test. The goggles already made the decision.
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